They say when you love something, you should set it free. I have taken this advice to heart with only the slightest modifications. I love the paints and brands that I developed, so I locked them into a UPS approved, double-walled cardboard prison engineered to withstand 60lbs. of direct impact without rupturing. I went to these lengths because I have personally been witness to employees from UPS, FedEx, DHL, Delta –and even those from our own warehouse– alley-ooping these boxes in a fashion that would impress a Harlem Globetrotter.

I will let no harm come to them. Not on my watch. There is no escape, my pretties.