Cry Havoc! And Let Slip the Red Menace of Como!

To the blare of trumpets, we welcome the newest member of the Project Dimmel family; our new head of security, Ember.

Work out your salvation with fear and trembling, evildoers! For a new hero stalks the grounds of Project Dimmel! A savior is upon us! Burst forth from the darkness with such raw fury that she did cleave the heart of hell in twain; the Red Menace of Como has come! Beware, you alley-lurking purveyors of powders and crystals clandestine, your doom awaits you wreathed in flame-red fur! Beneath a crown of paper-mache flowers lies a mind so cunning and devious that solicitors dare not hock their dubious wares within earshot lest they be run down and devoured by the Red Menace of Como. Inside the barrel chest of this valiant warrior beats the proud heart of a champion devoted solely to her charge; protecting the innocent, fair maidens of Project Dimmel.

Drunkards, perverts, brutes and brigands steer clear! She does not sleep. She knows not fear. Her only goal is to torment those that would dare disturb the peace of Project Dimmel.

And also, she likes to snuggle.